Digital Jimmyhat?

This is a pretty funny page. I quote:
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Being a jazz diva requires more than a sultry voice, a drinking problem and a tendency towards self destruction these days. You have to use every advantage you can muster - falling back on scat singing and the occasional exposed breast to land the big label contract just doesn’t cut it anymore._

Anyways, believe it or not, it isn’t just comedy, but actually a product page for a company that does a full reconfiguration of the Altec 342B mixer you see pictured. These guys make high-end tube amps, so they are, of course, insane. (I think dealing with the high voltages eventually turns all companies that sell mostly tube products in to Lord Of The Flies. Go ahead and prove me wrong on that. I dare you.) They all have shitty web pages too. (The old “scroll to the right” trick… crafty…)