Surprise! Roland bores us to tears for one more year!

“The A stands for Access. Fantom power for the masses!” Just what the world needs. Four more Fantom workstations. Hey, guys at Roland R&D? L stands for fucking Lame. Roland is the Stevie Wonder of the synth industry. In the 70s, they were The Shit. In the year 2006, they’re just shit, with ten iterations of the synthesizer equivalent of “I Just Called To Say I Love You.”