# Fucktard Of The Week...

- Site: Analog Industries
- Author: Chris Randall
- Date: 2006-04-23
- URL: https://analogindustries.com/2006/04/fucktard-of-the-week/

![Fucktard Of The Week...](https://analogindustries.com/images/blog/g683.jpg)

Sure, I'm a cynical old bastard, but you don't need to make it easy on me. I mean, really, now.

## Comments (11)

**michael weeks** (2006-04-23):

11 string Fucktar!

I play a mean 6 string fucktar - but this guy has me beat.

**inteliko** (2006-04-23):

Does his butt buddy help him on bar chords??

**brandon daniel** (2006-04-24):

small cock Sunday.

**high tech** (2006-04-24):

ha ha....
speaking of fucktards and small cocks;

check out this guys post on gearslutz:

"Same here. I love my Hummer, most BMW drivers are jerks on the road here in So. Cal.

The Hummer gives me some space and respect that I don't ever get in the Jeep Wrangler. Guess they know I could crawl right over them if they piss me off.

Jim Williams
Audio Upgrades"

heres the link:
http://gearslutz.com/board/showthread.php?t=67170

**Chris Randall** (2006-04-24):

The nice thing about guys driving Hummers is that you _know_ you can take them, push comes to shove. Nobody that has any self-confidence or actual skills would drive one of those, in my opinion.

Or play a bass like that, for that matter.

-CR

**meeglosh** (2006-04-24):

Does this mean that we can expect a new fucktard each and every week??? Just when you thought HCGPF was the only weekly post worth looking forward to.....

**Chris Randall** (2006-04-24):

I'm thinking about it. For HCGP, I have to do a bit of work, but this? It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

-CR

**Suit & Tie Guy** (2006-04-24):

FYI: i used to own a Chapman Stick. s/n 419.

**dm** (2006-04-24):

where do i send my picture?

**Tom** (2006-04-24):

I assumed you were talking about his suit. I hadn't noticed the guitar.

Love the way he SO looks like a photoshop hoax.

**AdamJay** (2006-04-24):

that picture trumps all bass player jokes i've heard....