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Fucktard Of The Week...

From the original Analog Industries archive. Some links and images from that era no longer resolve.

Fucktard Of The Week…

Sure, I’m a cynical old bastard, but you don’t need to make it easy on me. I mean, really, now.

11 comments

  1. michael weeks

    11 string Fucktar!

    I play a mean 6 string fucktar - but this guy has me beat.

  2. inteliko

    Does his butt buddy help him on bar chords??

  3. brandon daniel

    small cock Sunday.

  4. high tech

    ha ha....
    speaking of fucktards and small cocks;

    check out this guys post on gearslutz:

    "Same here. I love my Hummer, most BMW drivers are jerks on the road here in So. Cal.

    The Hummer gives me some space and respect that I don't ever get in the Jeep Wrangler. Guess they know I could crawl right over them if they piss me off.

    Jim Williams
    Audio Upgrades"

    heres the link:
    http://gearslutz.com/board/showthread.php?t=67170

  5. Chris Randall

    The nice thing about guys driving Hummers is that you _know_ you can take them, push comes to shove. Nobody that has any self-confidence or actual skills would drive one of those, in my opinion.

    Or play a bass like that, for that matter.

    -CR

  6. meeglosh

    Does this mean that we can expect a new fucktard each and every week??? Just when you thought HCGPF was the only weekly post worth looking forward to.....

  7. Chris Randall

    I'm thinking about it. For HCGP, I have to do a bit of work, but this? It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

    -CR

  8. Suit & Tie Guy

    FYI: i used to own a Chapman Stick. s/n 419.

  9. dm

    where do i send my picture?

  10. Tom

    I assumed you were talking about his suit. I hadn't noticed the guitar.

    Love the way he SO looks like a photoshop hoax.

  11. AdamJay

    that picture trumps all bass player jokes i've heard....

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