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From the original Analog Industries archive. Some links and images from that era no longer resolve.
Someone just sent me a pretty funny MP3, a re-tasking of the (in)famous Diamond Dave phone message of last week. Give it a listen here. Apparently, the author of this track is afraid of Belizian Cyber-Ninjas or something, and chose to remain anonymous. Well, who can blame him? You need a pretty robust in-box to deal with DD’s missives.
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nice. Just slap some Ministry guitar on that and you'll have one fine track. Reminded me of Jesus Built My Hotrod.
Diamond Dave just loves to engage his critics. Listen for yourself! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXLY9X2ZL7g)
Oops. I meant to say SEE for yourself.
I smell a remix contest
Ah, the song reminds me of the early days of WaxTrax! bands. Most excellent. :)
I liked him better when he did coke. This new Jesus Freek non-pirate Dave is really fucking creepy.
-CR
Man, I dunno about DD going off the cocaine. That last vid is probably the most coked up I've seen him yet. The yoda-esque voices are at full power.
But God is his ruler.
Somebody should do a Diamond Dave/Cocaine Blues mash-up
Early one morning
While snorting a line
I read a little bible
Then I snort another line
I snort a line
And then I snort another line
Then I turn on my webcam
And I snort another line"
Repeat x 16
-CR
Ha.
Trademarked dude!
Early one morning
While snorting lines a' coke
I read a little bible
I was looking for the jokes
I took another sniff
and heard the voice of yoda
twas my own good self
stuck on the nasal soda....
That bible, it full-a famous people
but seems they all speak-a kind-a funny
they need to get some-o this stuff
that I'm suckin' thru ma money...
Early One Morning
The Punta Rebels Came Down
I took a line cocaine and their music I found
I sold it in my store to fight piracy
They said the copyrights didn't belong to me
Later that day I took my webcam
I made a vid to show I'm a serious man
Now the whole world knows Diamond Dave 103
Thank lordy for my downloading capabilities
Later on a man named Adam Jay
Recorded a phone call when I was blown away
He disgraced the entire nation of belize....city
I told him to talk to my lawyer and me
Oh lordy you gotta listen to me! Lay off Chris Randall and let that cocaine be!!!
Early One Morning
I went to my Mic Room
and low and behold
was my camera stand, with boom
my nicest piece of gear
a "Norman" with FETs
I think i'll make a web movie
and send it to all the internets.
Er, this is too much (the jesus bit at the end of the third video, for example).
Are you certain that this is not some kind of elaborate joke (done by someone with absolutely no self-respect) ?
I sure hope it is...
that was definitely better than ministry.
I'm starting to think DD's fake too.
The quality of his english very inconsistent, it's waaaay better in his youtube comments than in his emails. And there is no way he'd actually could afford all this gear with a cocke addiction to finance (he can't be from a rich family, his mom was a cop, remember? :) ). And how would he even know about all that hardware or find the "on" button on his gear, considering the iQ he is demonstrating.
Hell how could he even open an account and post a video on youtube or send e-mails without the most basic understanding of the "internets".
Me thinks he's just abored amateur studio owner, making a huge joke.
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