# Fucktard Of The Week... (c. 1985) - Site: Analog Industries - Author: Chris Randall - Date: 2006-08-06 - URL: https://analogindustries.com/2006/08/fucktard-of-the-week-c-1985/ Meet the Johnson Five, featuring five different ways to suck. Thanks to Gerald Stevens for inflicting this on us all. ## Comments (8) **Jaysen** (2006-08-06): Johnson as in.... penis? **shamann** (2006-08-06): Does he suck or was the suck thrust upon him? There's just suck all over this thing. **blinkman** (2006-08-06): Fuck, that keyboard has a built-in graphic equalizer! No wonder it sounds so totally amazing. c. **solipstnation** (2006-08-07): Aw, man, the MT100 was my first keyboard! With the graphic EQ and everything! It was pretty cheesy, but I loved it. 8) Three years later I sold it to help fund a CZ-101... **JG** (2006-08-07): This dude sucks nuts hard, to be sure. Did he have to pay for five crappy perms or just one? (Or is that a "wave"?) However, I love me some Casio MT action. Seriously - run one of these babys through an actual analog filter and some decent effects, and you get a whole hell of a lot of sound/noise. If I'm not mistaken, the basic signal is a bunch of squarewaves produced by solid-state circuitry...while the SK-1 is the king of cheap Casio boards, hands down, I have several MT's (though not the 100) that I like to use/abuse when playing out. More than once I've gotten the "what WAS that you were playing?" question after a set (the positive version of that question, natch). **Carbon111** (2006-08-07): Mmmmm....Casio: http://www.carbon111.com/photos/casio.jpg **joshua_schnable** (2006-08-07): Before ya'll run out to eBay to get your hands on a Casio MT (name your version), I've got some samples of an MT-70 I owned for about a month. PM me if you're interested. The MT-70 is all sine-wave generated stuff, so it's pretty thick on the low end, and overall pretty mellow (compared to the square wave 100). **Xmuzik** (2006-09-15): the name of the group should have been called " Homo-Erotica "