# Wear that shit out... - Site: Analog Industries - Author: Chris Randall - Date: 2006-08-16 - URL: https://analogindustries.com/2006/08/wear-that-shit-out/ ![Wear that shit out...](https://analogindustries.com/images/blog/dd_ringer.jpg) Okay, let me get this out of the way straight off: I didn't make these. I have no fiscal interest whatsoever in the sale of these shirts. That said, you know you want to sport the fuck out of this bad boy. It's the beginnings of a movement, and here's your opportunity to get in on the ground floor. [Go forth.](http://www.cafepress.com/stretta.70383728) It's trademarked, dude! **UPDATE:** Diamond Dave strikes again! Cafe Press, subserviant little bitches that they are, removed the page, no doubt because they were threatened with legal action for heaping shame and misfortune on the innocent government of Belize. ## Comments (20) **joe** (2006-08-16): From what I understand of CafePress, it wouldn't take all too long to, literally, wear that shit out. Idea: How about an AD-DD103 plug-in. I'm thinking of a simple UI with 1 knob, where in the user sets a variable, inputs a signal, and then gets random gibberish out. Sometimes the output has the same time duation as the input, sometimes the output rambles on for 10 or 12 minutes. Could be covered with cat fur. --joe **nathankirchner** (2006-08-16): In what year exactly did it become possible for thing to be SOOOoooo lame that they are actually cool... It just doesn't make sense!?!?? With that said... fuck diamonddick is lame... in fact he is SOOOooooo lame that if I weren't a poor arse Uni student I'd buy one of those shirts! **Jaysen** (2006-08-16): What a great idea for a plugin! The AD-DD103- It's trademarked, Bitch! **joshua_schnable** (2006-08-16): More appropriate would be a plugin that appeared to do everything, but actually does nothing. I'm pretty sure CR has created one of these for Matrixsynth. **Diamond Dave McAnally 103** (2006-08-16): Will be purchasing that shirt as soon as I'm back to the hotel. GOod work to whoever made it! **Jaysen** (2006-08-16): What about Diamond Dave (tm) Doormats? Would love to grind my feet into his face every time i left the apt. **RexRhino** (2006-08-16): When I think about Diamond Dave, my mind jumps between funny and entertaining - then to pathetic and scary - then to funny and entertaining again - then back to pathetic and scary. It is just too much of a roller coaster ride for me to own a T-shirt like this. **studio nebula** (2006-08-16): It'll be a cold day in hell before I waste my time writing code that has anything at all to do with that dipshit. --Adam **Diamond Dave McAnally 103** (2006-08-16): The best part about that shirt is that my name being Dave...will appear even funnier/dorkier to the uninitiated God I hope DD is reading this thread. Too bad ya blocked all communication with hiim Chris, as I would imagine the threatening emails for this have to be awesome. **itdoesntsuck** (2006-08-16): I'm posting this message as a public service to our beloved "Diamond Dave": Dave, I just discovered that someone else was using your (TM) name: http://www.davidleeroth.com/ You better get your lawyers to send some MSN internets to this guy pronto! Who knows, some additional death threats might help spur him into changing his moniker. After you successfully reclaim your hallowed name, you can start wearing scary looking dark shades in all your publicity photos too!! **itdoesntsuck** (2006-08-16): P.S. Is that you under those bandages? http://www.davidleeroth.com/galleries/photos.php?photo=5 **Stream723** (2006-08-16): and as of 1:06 PM PDT, the page for the shirt is gone from Cafe Press **Chris Randall** (2006-08-16): Yeah, I didn't think that'd last long. Although, how it is a violation of any sort of copyright or trademark in the United States is utterly beyond me, and I have a reasonably comprehensive understanding of copyright law (probably as much as one can have without actually being a lawyer, and far more than Cory Doctorow). Companies like that tend to remove first and ask questions later. -CR **gashoagie** (2006-08-16): ahhh f°°k , i wonder if anyone's order will be honored? should have ordered earlier. **gashoagie** (2006-08-16): anyways the whole story somewhat reminds me of the Mixerman saga but done with multimedia and a far less literate narrator . **americanjunky** (2006-08-16): I have it on good authority that "double D" is in fact Mixerman, my internets told me so. What a puss I wanted a shirt just for the novelty value, but this ass clown fool robs me of my god given right to make fun of the foolish. **Chris Randall** (2006-08-16): Mixerman is Diamond Dave is Mixerman? Dude, my whole world has come crashing down. Does this mean Bitchslap is actually the Punta Rebels? -CR **Diamond Dave McAnally 103** (2006-08-17): and Marv Ellis is actually the Prime Minister of Belize. Adam Jay are you Penny Pincher? **Analogicus** (2006-08-17): "Diamond Dave" hits new level of stupid! Even if the point of the shirt was to mock him it was the best free publicity the tard was EVER going to get. **neilium** (2006-08-18): http://www.eliteskills.com/z/114809 gently edited to make it less personal but more universal.