# WTF?

- Site: Analog Industries
- Author: Chris Randall
- Date: 2007-04-22
- URL: https://analogindustries.com/2007/04/wtf/

![WTF?](https://analogindustries.com/images/blog/onblack.jpg)

_"There's not an ounce of excess. But there is anticipation... because on stage, in the museum, or in the living room, the Baby Grand Master™ commands."_

Huh. Who woulda thought it? I'm not sure what anticipation has to do with command, or how excess relates to either of those words. Whoever wrote that little blurb has a far different idea of how the English language works than I do. In any event, yes, it is basically a fitted out DJ/VJ coffin slapped in one of those mock baby grand cabinets that are made for people that want to play a digital piano on stage but don't want to look like they're playing a digital piano on stage. Whether this is dumber than that concept is open to interpretation, but you're welcome to [be the judge](http://www.babygrandmaster.com/) for yourself.

## Comments (10)

**inteliko** (2007-04-22):

They need a user testimonial link if they actually sell one.

**jupiter8** (2007-04-22):

Why ? What's the point ?

**tngregory** (2007-04-22):

but, it has a hydraulic leg option with under lit neon and a stretch version! c'mon now. aren't we being too snooty?

**shamann** (2007-04-22):

No, that thing is stupid on more levels than even we are giving it credit for.

**Scodiddly** (2007-04-22):

For some reason I'm very curious what costume you're supposed to wear while using this, um, device. Should you dress like Sir Elton, or maybe Liberace?

**semtek** (2007-04-22):

it's like something out of zoolander.

**aKido** (2007-04-22):

now that made me laugh!

what a f**** idiotic waste of time and money!

**Tomer** (2007-04-22):

LOL,Defently a DJ cofin...
If you add some gold bling it could easly be a box fit for a major hiphop producer shoot by a motorized drivebye shoping cart.

**noisegeek** (2007-04-22):

So this is basically a cd player or turntable attached to a couple of huge speakers? For listening to music skip really loudly? In Mono?
Ohh yes! I'll take 5 please!

**puffer** (2007-04-22):

If Elton John was a DJ...