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WTF?

From the original Analog Industries archive. Some links and images from that era no longer resolve.

WTF?

“There’s not an ounce of excess. But there is anticipation… because on stage, in the museum, or in the living room, the Baby Grand Master™ commands.”

Huh. Who woulda thought it? I’m not sure what anticipation has to do with command, or how excess relates to either of those words. Whoever wrote that little blurb has a far different idea of how the English language works than I do. In any event, yes, it is basically a fitted out DJ/VJ coffin slapped in one of those mock baby grand cabinets that are made for people that want to play a digital piano on stage but don’t want to look like they’re playing a digital piano on stage. Whether this is dumber than that concept is open to interpretation, but you’re welcome to be the judge for yourself.

10 comments

  1. inteliko

    They need a user testimonial link if they actually sell one.

  2. jupiter8

    Why ? What's the point ?

  3. tngregory

    but, it has a hydraulic leg option with under lit neon and a stretch version! c'mon now. aren't we being too snooty?

  4. shamann

    No, that thing is stupid on more levels than even we are giving it credit for.

  5. Scodiddly

    For some reason I'm very curious what costume you're supposed to wear while using this, um, device. Should you dress like Sir Elton, or maybe Liberace?

  6. semtek

    it's like something out of zoolander.

  7. aKido

    now that made me laugh!

    what a f**** idiotic waste of time and money!

  8. Tomer

    LOL,Defently a DJ cofin...
    If you add some gold bling it could easly be a box fit for a major hiphop producer shoot by a motorized drivebye shoping cart.

  9. noisegeek

    So this is basically a cd player or turntable attached to a couple of huge speakers? For listening to music skip really loudly? In Mono?
    Ohh yes! I'll take 5 please!

  10. puffer

    If Elton John was a DJ...

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