Ah, the beach in the summer, just me and my keytar...

I’ve tried to tone down my hating on this site (don’t hate the player, hate the game, right?) but sometimes you just can’t stop yourself. Or at least I can’t. Such is the case when Wade sent me a link to Key Orchestra. I don’t feel bad about hating on them, because they’re signed to a management sweat shop, and thus guilty of the most unpardonable of sins in my eyes.

(I’ll grant that they’re only the recipients of that saddest of sloppy seconds, a development deal, as far as I can tell, but still, there’s no fucking excuse. But then, I guess someone has to stamp the license plates, right?)

But if you need some quick chuckles, have a gander at the pics on the sub-site, and marvel at the number of knobs and faders on that mouse as they burn through their demo deal money using the same ProTools everyone else has.