# Heh...

- Site: Analog Industries
- Author: Chris Randall
- Date: 2007-10-11
- URL: https://analogindustries.com/2007/10/heh/

In case you didn't believe me when I said I get these kinds of letters a couple weeks ago, here's a picture-perfect example. I've quoted the letter in its entirety, un-edited in any way, shape, or form. I don't doubt this guy will find this eventually, as he seems to be just the sort of fellow that googles his own name on a daily basis, but confusing me with a person that gives a fuck about that sort of shit is an exercise in futility:

_Hi-_

_I came across your site and wanted to know if you would like to send me a bunch of effects for an endorsement on your page. I also can put a link to your site on my MySpace page as well as my website. Take a look at my MySpace at www.myspace.com/jasonnevins and my website at www.jasonnevins.com and let me know what you think._

_Thanks-  
Jason_

An open letter to Jason Nevins:

Trust me when I say that you don't _really_ want me to let you know what I think.

Sincerely,

Chris Randall  
Audio Damage, Inc.

## Comments (10)

**radiata** (2007-10-11):

I just checked his site and I have to say that I'm surprised anyone who whores them self out like that doesn't have a deal w/ Trojan or some other condom manufacturer.

**synthetic** (2007-10-11):

Does that mean that the other logos on his page gave him free stuff? Perhaps people will think of this post before spamming companies for free gear thinking, "what have I got to lose?" I doubt it, though.

Dude, that guy's myspace photo is still downloading. Maybe he should have stayed in graphic design school long enough to learn how to use Imageready.

**herrprof** (2007-10-11):

But look at the his myspace at all the other companies that are his "friends". Couldnt Audio Damage need more friends? :)

**vae** (2007-10-11):

The name rang a bell. I remember that irritating Run DMC "It's like that" remix... boy. Ugh.

**neB** (2007-10-11):

wow. after glancing at the guys narcissistic web vomit, I've come to the conclusion that it's guys like this that inspired the advent of voodoo and hexing...and rightly so.

**kokkobil3** (2007-10-11):

Hi-

I found your banner @ Jason Nevine's Website...
;-)
Kokko

**shagrake** (2007-10-11):

Read the "Bio" what a douche! I like it when people use the word "rockin'" I lets me know to steer clear. I don't want to hear anything that's "rockin'"

**Jeff C** (2007-10-11):

I'm still stuck on the annoying use of "myspace" as a euphemism for a MySpace page.

Note to others: Just because it's on that abomination known as MySpace doesn't make it anything other than a (rather ugly) web page.

Back in the day, we didn't call a page hosted on Geocities "a geocities".

- Jeff

**Crashproof** (2007-10-11):

Jeff, I'd heard one such page referred to as a "geoshitty" though.

**Flashback** (2007-10-11):

i'd say that'd be good promotion but props for telling him to fuck off anyway! : )