Heh...

In case you didn’t believe me when I said I get these kinds of letters a couple weeks ago, here’s a picture-perfect example. I’ve quoted the letter in its entirety, un-edited in any way, shape, or form. I don’t doubt this guy will find this eventually, as he seems to be just the sort of fellow that googles his own name on a daily basis, but confusing me with a person that gives a fuck about that sort of shit is an exercise in futility:

Hi-

I came across your site and wanted to know if you would like to send me a bunch of effects for an endorsement on your page. I also can put a link to your site on my MySpace page as well as my website. Take a look at my MySpace at www.myspace.com/jasonnevins and my website at www.jasonnevins.com and let me know what you think.

Thanks-
Jason

An open letter to Jason Nevins:

Trust me when I say that you don’t really want me to let you know what I think.

Sincerely,

Chris Randall
Audio Damage, Inc.