Really?

Just shoot me. Seriously. Take a .44 Magnum, put it against my temple, and pull the fucking trigger. I can’t take it any more. I could, and would, until I read this.

There’s one thing I’d like to say to all the right-handed people out there: Go Fuck Yourselves. Believe it or not, we’re not cripples. We are, in fact, a more advanced model. Deal with it. (And the first person that posts “I would have been left-handed, but They made me change” can go fuck yourself twice as hard, after you’ve been banned.)