Sorry. Yeah. Whatever...

We’ve been having a bit of a snow… what? Event? here for a few days now. I’m sure everyone that lives in the upper Midwest of America is like “oh, cry me a river, nancy-boy” but I spent 25 years in Boston, NYC, and Chicago, and the main reason I moved here was to get away from that bullshit and in to a nice rainy mono-season, one of which I’m quite fond.

Anyways, we’ve gotten a couple feet of snow or whatever, and our power keeps going out. I suppose it could be worse. The town of Detroit (Oregon, not Michigan), which is 19 miles up the road from us, has gotten 150”. That’s a lot no matter how you look at it.

Long story short, until this weather event cools down (pun intended), I can’t even keep my computers on for more than a few minutes at a time, let alone devote the surfing necessary to bring something incredibly prosaic yet somehow touching to this page like I normally do each and every god damned day of my life, in my ultimate quest to make your day better, as if that was important to me.

I don’t even own a fucking snow shovel. I live in the Willamette Valley, for christsake.

So, until this is sorted out by the KOIN News 6 Weather Alert Team, you’re on your own. This is an open thread. Don’t break anything.