Argh...

Adam’s “inner geek” aside, sometimes computers make me want to go out and kill things. Is there a way to insert a DVD in to a Macintosh and select, say, Chapter 1, and select, say, “Save as FLV”, press “Go,” and come back in a couple minutes to an FLV file that will actually play? So far as I can tell, the answer is “no,” but seeing how the Macintosh is the hub of my digital lifestyle, I know that not to be true.

And the first person that points me to either Wondershare or Aimersoft (which are, in fact, the same exact program with different skins, and I use the word “program” to describe a collection of code, rather than the more prosaic ideal, which means “something that, like, works and shit,” and the word “skin” to describe a UI-shaped cock being crammed in my eye-holes) will be Rickrolled.