My New Best Friend...

As you no doubt know if you’ve been reading this site for more than, say, a week or so, you’ll no doubt know that I do get a kick out of putting our more flamboyant requests for NFRs up here. This is one of the better ones we’ve received, for sure. The best? No. Definitely up there, though:

_Hello!
My name is XXXXXXXX.
Live in Moscow.
I the professional musician and the composer.
I very, very much like your product - Replicant, very high quality
and good work.
It is a miracle for my music.
I now do the musical project for the Europe, in a genre pop-music.
Producers speak that this project will be very successful.
I have an offer for you.
You to me it is free-of-charge Replicant, and I place the
information on your company, on CD with my projects, on my site
(it will work in the autumn), e.t.c.
Unfortunately, I cannot buy your products yet, …while financial
difficulties,
and use cracked version I do not want.
I hope for understanding.
Excuse for my English.
I very look waiting forward to hearing.
Thanks.

_You have to give him points for poetry, right?