# I'm sorry, but it has to be done...

- Site: Analog Industries
- Author: Chris Randall
- Date: 2009-03-03
- URL: https://analogindustries.com/2009/03/im-sorry-but-it-has-to-be-done/

I feel a NEED for good musician jokes. Put up your best. I'll start with my two favorites:_

Q: What do you call a drummer that doesn't know any strippers?

A: Homeless.

Q: How are Kenny G and a Ginsu knife alike?

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_A: They're both sharp as fuck all the time, and that's never gonna change._

Okay, your turn. And the ol' "drool on the SAT test" bullshit, well, we've all heard that. Let's get some new ones.

## Comments (10)

**bcomnes** (2009-03-03):

How do you know a circuit bent artist is an Extrovert?

When he's talking to you he's looking down at YOUR shoes

**bcomnes** (2009-03-03):

How do you know you're talking to a laptop DJ?

When you ask him "what time is it?" He looks at his watch and says "do you mean right now?"

**bcomnes** (2009-03-03):

Favorite synth player pickup line?

Hey babe, I give good keyboard!

(ok that's lame)

**bleen** (2009-03-03):

Q:what do a toilet and an (recording) engineer have in common?

A: they both take shit from each asshole in the band...

**studio nebula** (2009-03-03):

Q: How can you tell when a drummer is knocking on your door?
A: The knocking speeds up.

--Adam

**Robin** (2009-03-03):

Q: How can you tell if the stage is level?
A: The drool flows evenly from both corners of the drummers mouth.

I was told this one by my high school band teacher.

**Funkish Bass** (2009-03-03):

Q: How do you know there's a girl singer at your front door?
A: All you can hear is her fumbling for the key.
When you finally open the door, she still doesn't know when to come in.

**Funkish Bass** (2009-03-03):

Q: How do you turn a loud guitarist down?
A: Put some sheet music in front of him.

**Funkish Bass** (2009-03-03):

Q: How can you tell there's a horn section at your front door?
A: You can hear a lot of knocking and when the door is finally open they don't come in together.

**Funkish Bass** (2009-03-03):

Kenny G gets into a lift. After a few floors he turn to the person next to him and says "Hey, this place is really rockin'."