I'm sorry, but it has to be done...
From the original Analog Industries archive. Some links and images from that era no longer resolve.
I feel a NEED for good musician jokes. Put up your best. I’ll start with my two favorites:_
Q: What do you call a drummer that doesn’t know any strippers?
A: Homeless.
Q: How are Kenny G and a Ginsu knife alike?
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A: They’re both sharp as fuck all the time, and that’s never gonna change.
Okay, your turn. And the ol’ “drool on the SAT test” bullshit, well, we’ve all heard that. Let’s get some new ones.
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How do you know a circuit bent artist is an Extrovert?
When he's talking to you he's looking down at YOUR shoes
How do you know you're talking to a laptop DJ?
When you ask him "what time is it?" He looks at his watch and says "do you mean right now?"
Favorite synth player pickup line?
Hey babe, I give good keyboard!
(ok that's lame)
Q:what do a toilet and an (recording) engineer have in common?
A: they both take shit from each asshole in the band...
Q: How can you tell when a drummer is knocking on your door?
A: The knocking speeds up.
--Adam
Q: How can you tell if the stage is level?
A: The drool flows evenly from both corners of the drummers mouth.
I was told this one by my high school band teacher.
Q: How do you know there's a girl singer at your front door?
A: All you can hear is her fumbling for the key.
When you finally open the door, she still doesn't know when to come in.
Q: How do you turn a loud guitarist down?
A: Put some sheet music in front of him.
Q: How can you tell there's a horn section at your front door?
A: You can hear a lot of knocking and when the door is finally open they don't come in together.
Kenny G gets into a lift. After a few floors he turn to the person next to him and says "Hey, this place is really rockin'."
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