I've got it!

I’ve now figured out how to take advantage of the marketing hype, depsite the fact that our DSP, by and large, contains little that is tube-like. I’m going to put a small window in all future UIs, where you can see the tiny ninja that lives inside, and makes our plug-ins so god-damned dangerous.

Yeah, that’s it. There will be a blue LED to illumintate him, just so you know it’s a real ninja and not, e.g., some metrosexual indie rocker dressed up like one.