Another Tragic Studio Story...

Sure, you all remember The Christian Studio, and you all thought “well, that’s just about as nasty as things can get,” right?

Wrong.

Pictured above is the studio of one Tapas Das, who is to Korg what Tom Gross is to Roland. The title of his page, if you’re bold enough to click it, is (I shit you not) “Building A Studio Around The i30.” I wish I was making this up. That’s like “Building A House Around The Commode.” (No offense to my dear readers who are employed by Korg; the i30 is not one of your shining moments, as I’m sure you are aware…)

48 channels of quality Mackie line inputs at mixdown, to gather together all the mud of his keyboard collection in to one place, and give it a little film of oil on top, like a gas station’s parking lot after a rain. Man, I wish I could come up with a better metaphor, but I’m simply stunned stupid. Ethan Callender sent me this link, so blame him. I’m just the messenger.