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BEHOLD THE POWER OF BACON!!!

From the original Analog Industries archive. Some links and images from that era no longer resolve.

That photo is the reason Portland, Oregon is awesome, and whatever joint you live in is Shitsville. I can go buy a maple doughnut with bacon on it at Voodoo 24 hours a day, and you can’t.

No musical context for this post; I just wanted to gloat.

EDIT: I’m done gloating. I’ve apparently gone in to some weird combination of diabetic shock and catastrophic heart failure. Perhaps I’m too old to eat things like this, and maybe your town isn’t so bad after all.

10 comments

  1. shamann

    I'm a fan of both maple doughnuts and bacon, but it never occurred to me to merge them. Wow.

  2. Chris Randall

    And that right there is the difference between Canadians and Americans. It all comes down to ingenuity.

    -CR

  3. planes

    Voodoo is the main reason everyone should come here one time.

  4. moljen

    Erh! At first glance I thought it was an actual human heart.... looks delicious

  5. dm

    for fuck's sake

    I want one

  6. Mike

    That looks wrong!

  7. aKido

    That can't be good for you.

  8. nathanj

    ingenuity eh,

    try frying your double smoked bacon in maple syrup.

    although, your comments about the maple bacon doughnut do fit perfectly with every other story i've heard about it.

  9. oldmanfury

    Would go good with a Stumptown double macchiatto.

  10. dumafuji

    that looks exactly like my turd from a day or two ago. how did it end up a 1000 miles away?

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