Synth Mangler!
Oh, this looks like good fun, and I even like the color. What it is: if I'm reading the material right, basically you have two heavy-duty fuzz boxes, and the joystick lets you cross-fade between them…
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Christ, I Have A Headache (The Strange Saga Of The Chinese Ribbon Mic Group Buy)
Okay, let me state for the record that Alctronics has joined the ranks of Prong, the South Dakota Police, and TVT Records on my Official Shit List. After the Fundable group collection closed (over $10,000 in just about…
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Fucktard Fiesta Weekend Continues...
Fuckin' yikes. I don't know what's up with this dude, and I don't want to know. Suffice to say he has Issues, serious ones that need to be Resolved. But then again, this is from the 80s. Every morning, I wake up and…
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Resophonic...
My lovely and thoughtful wife got me an early birthday present, when she saw me bitching about electric resonators. From the depths of the Chinese Musical Equipment Manufacturing Cabal comes the Hohner Electric…
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A Regular Fucktard Fiesta!!!
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Hard Core Gear Porn... Saturday?
Hey, all... HCGPF is coming tomorrow. I'm neck deep in Chinese Microphone Drama, and I don't want to drop everything and spend two hours searching Google Images. So, it'll come when this Group Buy deal is good and…
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Final Final Group Buy Update...
Okay, we've now got our limit, so all is good on that front. Time to move to Square Two. I'll keep everyone posted. Now, those of you that accidentally ordered two when you only meant to order one, please write me now…
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New Toy Alert!!!
I know you guys just \ love\ it when I get new shit, and I, being me, love to inflict the fact on anyone that will listen. In that light, today's visit from the UPS man brought me an Eventide Eclipse, courtesy of the…
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Excellent pics from AES Paris...
There are lots of good pictures of drool-worth gear in this thread at Gearslutz of new shit from the Paris AES, which is just wrapping up now. Above is the full Portico line in the vertical form-factor. Highlights are…
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Fucktard of the week...
Just throw your hands in the mother-fuckin' air, and wave the motherfuckers like you just don't care. That's right. MC Cul-De-Sac is gonna spit mad rhymes. Word.
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Dude, you just got owned by a 12-year old...
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YA New Toy!
Got yet another New Toy on the way. I ordered an Eventide Eclipse from Analog Haven yesterday. Well, two of them, actually. One for Adam and one for myself. I've always loved the H3000 series, and the Eclipse is a…
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Hard-Core Gear Porn Friday!!!
Another studio one this week. I've been obsessing over outboard the last two weeks, as my posts here no doubt show. One of the objects of my fancy is the Purple MC77, the excellent modern clone of the 1176. Purple Audio…
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The Big Sell Off (final round!)
Okay, I got my Lynx cables today, so the MOTU 896 is officially outta here. Typical rack wear; otherwise it is in top form, and I am the original owner. $600 $500 , or I will trade for the following items…
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Four Measures Of Fury May Final...
Okay, sorry this took so long, but I've been busy as fuck the last couple weeks. The interesting thing about this one, which didn't have a break as a starting point, is that the submissions are far more musical than…